We need to have Don Lemon do all the live reporting on everything. At all times. Like, 24/7. CNN's ratings would skyrocket cuz we'd all tune in just to see what random part of his shoe he'd be spitting out.
Yes, as our loyal reader(s) know(s), on the rare occasion the monkeys who write this blog also read and share real important news type stuff. This would be one of those rare occasions.
We have tried to express our concern regarding the Missouri governor's declaration of a "state of emergency" far in advance of the event presumed to hair trigger one but could never do it quite as articulately as Ms. Nelson does. Therefore, read this: