If you've never flipped through a Pottery Barn or Pier One catalog without biting back bitterisms, you're probably not related to me. And, while we're at it, L.L.Bean, quit fucking sending me your glossy garbage pics of yuppie yarnwear! I live in SOUTH FLORIDA, ffs. So, when I discovered Drew Magary's "2014 Hater's Guide to the Williams-Sonoma Catalog", I knew it was specifically written for me [after all, the possessive is in the singular....].
We need to have Don Lemon do all the live reporting on everything. At all times. Like, 24/7. CNN's ratings would skyrocket cuz we'd all tune in just to see what random part of his shoe he'd be spitting out.