Friday, June 15, 2012

Last Tango In Port St. Lucie

So, Barbara Hall, of Port St. Lucie, Florida, hurled a bottle of olive oil at her boyfriend. They were having sex and she sent him to get the tasty salad dressing ingredient so they could use it as a lubricant. PAUSE ...
When questioned about the incident, Hall told authorities that when her boyfriend returned with a bottle of olive oil, she asked him if he had also brought PAM cooking spray. Hall said her boyfriend misunderstood what she said and accidentally admitted to having sex with a woman named Pam while the couple was broken up.
And basically, that's all you need to know about that. Oh, and the fact that the lady is 60 years old. Presumably, she opted not pop dude with a champagne bottle because, you know, it's not like he's Chris Brown or anything.

But wait, they were planning to use the olive oil as a lubricant during sex? Were they out of butter? Well, I suppose if the coochie is particularly vinegary, olive oil might not be the worst idea. Tossed salad, anyone? .... I'll show myself out.

But, PAM cooking spray, though?


Ed. Note: Incidentally, Maria Schneider (of Last Tango in Paris fame) only uses olive oil now for cooking. No butter, EVAH! #TrueStory

1 comment:

Katie said...

PAM?!!! I suppose they used a sandwich baggie as a condom too?


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